12/06/2004

LarkNews

If you don't follow LarkNews.com, you should. It's a pseudo-news site that parodies the Christian subculture. Some of this month's highlights:

Heart attack victim goes unnoticed at Pentecostal revival
MIAMI, Okla. — In the midst of a "Holy Spirit" revival meeting at Full Gospel Temple Saturday night, Barry Munrow, 58, suffered a heart attack and went unnoticed for three hours because dozens of people were "slain in the Spirit" around him.

Pastor apologizes for unintentional acrostic
SAN ANTONIO — Pastor Tom Kirkland, who spelled the phrase "u suck" in his five-point outline last Sunday, has apologized to his church.